Damn ,the most I can say is I pissed in a bathtub....
("Once upon a time" just didn't cut it [img]wink.gif[/img] )
and not five minutes later some stranger shows up looking for me. As soon as he confirms my identity he asks me "So, did you study for the test?"
HUH? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Turns out I was selected for a random drug test. You gotta be kidding me...I just f**king went!
I've never touched drugs in my life, so I already know how this test is going to turn out. I don't have any objections to testing - just a waste of time in my case. What this poor sap didn't know is that I'm the youngest of four children, and the only boy, so thanks to always being the last one to get in the bathroom as a kid I have a bladder of steel. Once I go, I'm good for at least 12 hours.
There was no way to postpone it. I had to drink so much water I thought I was gonna throw up! That sorry SOB had to wait around for about two hours before I had to go again. **MISSION ACCOMPLISHED**
Thus ends "More than you really wanted to know about shiner."
So, how'd your day go?
Damn ,the most I can say is I pissed in a bathtub....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Today? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]Originally posted by toymank:
Damn ,the most I can say is I pissed in a bathtub....
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ June 23, 2004 06:04 PM: Message edited by: levere ]</font>
didn't everyone?
today, I mean...
Well, I don't know what to say to this other than
...'That'll teach em' [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Today? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]Originally posted by levere:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by toymank:
Damn ,the most I can say is I pissed in a bathtub....
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ June 23, 2004 06:04 PM: Message edited by: levere ]</font></font></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">today, last tuesday, Staurday, Friday, uhhhh, I think it's safe to just say ALOT!
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It's a good thing that there is no random testing where I work.
I had to do it last year, I asked if I could get also my cholesterol level [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I'm happy to say that there was no drug testing on the rooftops today~
i got selected for a random drug test at the company i owned...another underhanded bullshit thing my cousin did to me. so when the lab guy came in to collect the sample, i set the cup on the edge of the toilet filled it to the absolute brim, and came out and told him i left it in there for him.
in any case, congrats on taking a piss! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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